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peggysantus
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I'm here til Tuesday folks [29 Apr 2009|04:20pm]

gimmeani
[ mood | productive ]

I heard the stand-up comedian on the Titanic went down well with the audience.

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ok, here goes... [30 Nov 2008|10:38pm]

pink77punk
what's thick, sweet, brown, and always satisfies the ladies?

chocolate. ;)
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computers. [25 Nov 2008|06:03pm]

darkdawnx
New here and since my computer is being a pain I thought I would post one of my favourite computer one-liners

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

from:
http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/
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Help! [08 Jun 2008|11:48pm]

hollaatchaboynd
Ok you lovely ladies and gentleman have ALWAYS helped me out before so I'm coming back to you again! I have played my ipod playlist to death and I REALLY need some new songs. I'd prefer them to be new but if theyre awesome I'd love to know them too. And any kind of music is ok, I love it all as long as it either has a good beat, has good meaning, or you can just totally rock out to and enjoy. So please comment with your playlists, songs, anything and I will love you forever ;) Thank you!
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Quote of the Day: Robyn Blumner column, Cols Disp., 10/04/07 [04 Oct 2007|12:44pm]

horshoo
"So when Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig got caught ostensibly signaling for gay sex at a Minnesota airport,
his colleagues called for his resignation faster than you can say brokeback bathroom."
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LAX [27 Sep 2007|12:37am]

horshoo
Are former Los Angeles Airport employees X-LAX?
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Better [12 Mar 2007|02:37pm]

horshoo
I had some really bad diarrhea, but I've put that all behind me.
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[06 Feb 2007|01:10pm]

badukk

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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[06 Feb 2007|01:08pm]

badukk

Don't Californicate Oregon!

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[14 Sep 2006|02:13pm]

horshoo
Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
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[14 Sep 2006|02:29pm]

jill_jaymees
Confuscious say -

man with hole in pocket
feel cocky all day!
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[14 Sep 2006|02:24pm]

ellen_mcfelon
You've got a point there,but-
if you wear a hat noone will see it!
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Hi! I'm new,so - here goes... [14 Sep 2006|02:18pm]

itsours_admin
YOU CAN PRICK YOUR FINGER,but

YOU CANNOT FINGER YOUR PRICK!
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[07 Feb 2006|08:57pm]

rosesandgusn
My perfect match went up in flames.
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What is my fault here? [30 Jun 2005|03:40pm]

opcode1
My girlfriend always complains, something like....ahh...I never pay attention to what she is saying..or something like that.
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[27 Jun 2005|09:40am]

opcode1
I dont mix drinking and driving. I first drink...then drive.

-opcode
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[22 Jun 2005|10:55am]

viperguy
FIRST POST NEW MEMBER

One time I was in a car coming back from six flags, and I said something very funny.
Somebody said what type of roads are there.
I said well there is a road called Vaigra road, The only problem is that it never turns it keeps going straight.
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[17 Jun 2005|03:14pm]

opcode1
At age 4, success is . . . Not peeing your pants
At 12, success is . . . Having friends.
At 20, success is . . . Having sex.
At 35, success is . . . Making money
At 60, success is . . . Having sex.
At 70, success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80,success is . . . Not peeing your pants
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